huyderman

My name is Marcus. At least that the name I go by nowadays. I've had many over the years, but damn if I remember them all. You might have gathered that I'm immortal. A vampire in fact. But don't get your knickers wet. I'm not the pretty lace kinda guy, I'm a vampire of old, from when vampires were about death, decay, plague and all that jazz, and let's not forget, thought to be butt ugly. I might not have the drowned rat look, but it's still a mug parents would make their kids avoid. And I wasn't "embraced" in some semi-erotic ritual dreamt up by a horny house-wife. I got stoned, and not the good kind. They tied me up and threw rocks at me un